I only allow myself to use Youtube videos for ALODs on special occasions. Today is such an occasion.


THINGS THAT CAPPY COULD BE:

  • A Bottle of Motor Oil with a Handkerchief on it
  • An Abusive Emergency Radio Flashlight Device
  • An Effigy of Her Abusive Husband/Boyfriend/Dealer
  • An Oversized Novelty Lighter
  • The Ashes of Her Dead Child/Pet/Oversized Novelty Lighter
  • Coping Device Created by Her Imagination After Years of Abuse
  • America
  • The Cameraman
  • The Only Reason She Wakes Up In The Morning

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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