I only allow myself to use Youtube videos for ALODs on special occasions. Today is such an occasion.


  • A Bottle of Motor Oil with a Handkerchief on it
  • An Abusive Emergency Radio Flashlight Device
  • An Effigy of Her Abusive Husband/Boyfriend/Dealer
  • An Oversized Novelty Lighter
  • The Ashes of Her Dead Child/Pet/Oversized Novelty Lighter
  • Coping Device Created by Her Imagination After Years of Abuse
  • America
  • The Cameraman
  • The Only Reason She Wakes Up In The Morning

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

More Awful Link of the Day

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    Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!

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