In fact, the HTML was so fucked up, that when I wrote up this update in the same fashion our Content Management system caught fire and almost took down all of Something Awful, as well as websites neighboring us geographically. Case in point: Today's ALOD made me wonder if anyone's ever set fire to anything with poor web design.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.