In fact, the HTML was so fucked up, that when I wrote up this update in the same fashion our Content Management system caught fire and almost took down all of Something Awful, as well as websites neighboring us geographically. Case in point: Today's ALOD made me wonder if anyone's ever set fire to anything with poor web design.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.