In fact, the HTML was so fucked up, that when I wrote up this update in the same fashion our Content Management system caught fire and almost took down all of Something Awful, as well as websites neighboring us geographically. Case in point: Today's ALOD made me wonder if anyone's ever set fire to anything with poor web design.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.