Today's ALOD happens to be the best Role Playing Game that I've ever played. To solve the Fruit Mystery, you must help Zookeeper Steve feed all the animals the best fruit you can in a limited amount of time. A metaphor for zoo conditions around the world; this game will change the way you look at Pineapples and Lions. With a thrilling soundtrack, multiple endings & brilliant, mesmerizing graphics, the only thing you will hate is that playtime is a scant 40 seconds. Then again, so was Portal. Be sure to leave feedback!

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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