Manowar Fans, submitted by Laura. Who remembers the band Man O War? Me either! But they've got a web site and they have a bunch of really ugly fans. Who could have imagined a has-been metal group would have fans almost as ugly as comedy web site fans!

My name's Bryan. A true Brother of Metal from Canada, where Manowar isn't exactly a household name yet. The photo I'm sending you was taken at the proudest moment of my life. October 7,1999. The night I first saw not only in concert, but in person- the Kings Of Metal. Two days on a Greyhound bus (and for someone who's 6'8, that's a test) to make a dream come true in Columbus, Ohio. Hail to the Kings and all who inhabit the Kingdom of Metal!!

They don't have very many fans. Luckily the ones they do have more than fill the ugly quotient for an entire Megadeth concert.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

More Awful Link of the Day

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.

  • Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.