Warlord Strike Force Comics, submitted by me. Let's get this out of the way: I know bad comics. Trust me. If there's a market on bad comics to corner, I've got a monopoly on that fucker so strong it would cause your average Microsoft-bashing Slashdot reader to recompile his underwear. However, I believe that in even the worst comic there exists a hint that the creator was attempting to make a statement or joke of some sort. Warlord Strike Forces neatly sidesteps any such attempt, and in doing so trips and brains itself on a rock. Then, just for fun, it brains itself once more. The result?
My favorite part in this particular strip is probably "WTF gordon!", as delivered by the always enchanting "Girl". Either that or the revelation that Half-Life 2's "sauce" has been stolen, which explains why Gabe Newell has reacted to recent events with such open hostility.
In addition to the main page linked above, there's a forum-style directory rife with pop-ups and previous comics which expose Warlord's strange fascination with two things: computer games and horrible writing. If you love these things as well, you'll definitely enjoy the comic, and are probably an employee of Gamespy.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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