Warlord Strike Force Comics, submitted by me. Let's get this out of the way: I know bad comics. Trust me. If there's a market on bad comics to corner, I've got a monopoly on that fucker so strong it would cause your average Microsoft-bashing Slashdot reader to recompile his underwear. However, I believe that in even the worst comic there exists a hint that the creator was attempting to make a statement or joke of some sort. Warlord Strike Forces neatly sidesteps any such attempt, and in doing so trips and brains itself on a rock. Then, just for fun, it brains itself once more. The result?
My favorite part in this particular strip is probably "WTF gordon!", as delivered by the always enchanting "Girl". Either that or the revelation that Half-Life 2's "sauce" has been stolen, which explains why Gabe Newell has reacted to recent events with such open hostility.
In addition to the main page linked above, there's a forum-style directory rife with pop-ups and previous comics which expose Warlord's strange fascination with two things: computer games and horrible writing. If you love these things as well, you'll definitely enjoy the comic, and are probably an employee of Gamespy.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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