Tifareth, submitted by Strudel Man. Tifareth is a site that I'm actually pretty sure we've covered in the ALoD category, but that's okay because they now have a lot more software than they used to. What kind of sotware? Welllllll, I'll just let them explain it.

Tele Hypnosis Pro (1.0, 2.0 , De Luxe, De luxe 04 and De luxe 20 versions) The advanced version of Tele Hypnosis. Improves results, efficiency, speed and especially useful for self hypnosis purposes and magick. Tele Hypnosis Pro is simply the best software of Tifareth and a must-have in your Personal computer. There are 5 versions of Tele Hypnosis Pro: 1.0, 2.0, De Luxe, De Luxe Multisession 04 and De Luxe Multisession 20.

Oh no, but what do I do if I'm worried about being attacked with black magick?!

Ultra Spiritual Protection - An advanced radionic program that protects you against black magick, curses, hexes, sorcery, sortilegies and psychic attacks; it comes with two modes: normal protection mode and extreme protection mode; make your computer protects you now while you are making your normal life.

Whew, that's a load off from my worries of sortilegies and psychic attacks! Thank goodness for the Information Age!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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