World of Warcraft Comics, submitted by LowJack. One of the most eagerly anticipated games of the year has finally got its very own creepy fan-based webcomic, and the game isn't even out yet! Who doesn't think of action and excitement when they see creepy near-nude Poser models fleeing from skeletons?! Night Elf got back!

Welcome to my unofficial comic book based on the Massive Multi-Player game, World of Warcraft, coming soon from Blizzard. I wanted to get myself primed for the game, and build some background story for the characters I want to play, so this is what I'm doing here. Since the game isn't out yet, all of this is based on what's on the official site so far. This work is done just for fun, and not for profit (although job offers are always shamelessly welcomed).

Hey, maybe Blizzard will hire him to draw perverts in and scare away 95% of their customer base! Yes, please, we need more dead-eyed stock models tinted purple and in pseudo-rape scenarios!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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