Arnold Exposed, submitted by Quaid. Sure, I don't take Arnold Schwarzenegger seriously as a politician and I don't agree with his right wing politics, but I don't think he's going to seize power and put all the gypsies and Jews into death camps and force everybody to watch his action movies and drink protein shakes. The people at "Arnold Exposed" have a different viewpoint.
Americans Against Arnold has launched defensive measures against Arnold Schwarzenegger's bliztkrieg attack on the Constitution because we love America and believe that the Founding Fathers were right: only someone born in America should be able to be President. Just as important, we are dedicated to exposing the individual, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is totally unfit to be Governor of California, much less President of the United States. Arnold Exposed.com will serve as a meticulously documented encyclopedia of Arnold's sinister, grotestque and even barbaric activites, from his nazi links to illegal drug use and sexual harrassment
Don't these people have something better to do? The man was in Conan, Terminator, and Predator, all totally awesome movies. Sure he may be a sexist pig who likes explosions and raw meat, but he's not as half as bad as most of the decrepit evil mummies on capital hill. Give Arnold a break for crying out loud. Did I mention he was in Comando and Total Recall? As far as I'm concerned, he can be the dictator of my heart.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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