Arnold Exposed, submitted by Quaid. Sure, I don't take Arnold Schwarzenegger seriously as a politician and I don't agree with his right wing politics, but I don't think he's going to seize power and put all the gypsies and Jews into death camps and force everybody to watch his action movies and drink protein shakes. The people at "Arnold Exposed" have a different viewpoint.

Americans Against Arnold has launched defensive measures against Arnold Schwarzenegger's bliztkrieg attack on the Constitution because we love America and believe that the Founding Fathers were right: only someone born in America should be able to be President. Just as important, we are dedicated to exposing the individual, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is totally unfit to be Governor of California, much less President of the United States. Arnold will serve as a meticulously documented encyclopedia of Arnold's sinister, grotestque and even barbaric activites, from his nazi links to illegal drug use and sexual harrassment

Don't these people have something better to do? The man was in Conan, Terminator, and Predator, all totally awesome movies. Sure he may be a sexist pig who likes explosions and raw meat, but he's not as half as bad as most of the decrepit evil mummies on capital hill. Give Arnold a break for crying out loud. Did I mention he was in Comando and Total Recall? As far as I'm concerned, he can be the dictator of my heart.

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

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