Lil' Janelle, submitted by Og Oggilby. Just when you thought crossdressing had become old had Lil' Janelle comes along to give it a fresh and sassy spin. He is not only a middle-aged man dressing as a woman, he also dresses as a little girl and (drumroll) a pregnant woman.
All of these were taken at a weekend retreat my wife and I were at. And yes I did swim pregnant. What a relief on the back that was.) The form is a beach ball filled with 22 pounds of water and I wear it day and night. The longest time I have simulated pregnancy so far is 10 1/8 days. (You get a great waddle in that amount of time)
I don't know which is more confusing: that the guy wanted to dress up as a pregnant woman for 10 days or that his wife will go on vacation with him to a retreat for his fake pregnancy.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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