Lil' Janelle, submitted by Og Oggilby. Just when you thought crossdressing had become old had Lil' Janelle comes along to give it a fresh and sassy spin. He is not only a middle-aged man dressing as a woman, he also dresses as a little girl and (drumroll) a pregnant woman.

All of these were taken at a weekend retreat my wife and I were at. And yes I did swim pregnant. What a relief on the back that was.) The form is a beach ball filled with 22 pounds of water and I wear it day and night. The longest time I have simulated pregnancy so far is 10 1/8 days. (You get a great waddle in that amount of time)

I don't know which is more confusing: that the guy wanted to dress up as a pregnant woman for 10 days or that his wife will go on vacation with him to a retreat for his fake pregnancy.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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