Alchemy Vampire, submitted by Lisa. Ok, I have never claimed to understand this vampire goth thing whatsoever, but this website is hilarious anyway. If someone is that big into being a "gothic vampire" or whatever, why are they:
1. Unable to speak proper English?
2. The owners of a horribly designed, lame-ass website?
we alchemy gothic vampires are not like that .we dress in black .listen to strange musicc .idolize things that are not usually idolized .we like being depressed and angry .but religion is your freedom .refering to - the religion you choose should not keep you in pain. religion is the one thing that all should have freedom to .usually one becomes a goth and is forced to loook "gothy" so they have to be with satan
Uh oh! Look out for the scary vampire goths! They are scary and vampire-gothic!
favorite things : music ,horror movies,gothic little children,baby dolls full of stiches and bruses,books on the paranormal,scary stories, spyro the dragon,ouiga boards(yes i do have one) ,i love turtles ( tell ya the story later), i also idolize Karen from night of the living dead.
NO! NOT THE BABY DOLLS FULL OF "STICHES!!" AND "BRUSES!!"
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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