Xanthe, submitted by Sam. Holy macaroni, you can't do anything on television without some weirdo getting a serious hard-on for you and going well out of his way to Photoshop you into gay porn, pin erotic stories about you, and generally make you the subject of some of The World's Saddest Masturbatory Fantasies. Poor Mitch Pileggi of the X-Files, that bald supporting character, is somehow a sex object to a deranged cult of weirdoes. Good going, Internet!
The truth is out there and it hurts my head.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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