Xanthe, submitted by Sam. Holy macaroni, you can't do anything on television without some weirdo getting a serious hard-on for you and going well out of his way to Photoshop you into gay porn, pin erotic stories about you, and generally make you the subject of some of The World's Saddest Masturbatory Fantasies. Poor Mitch Pileggi of the X-Files, that bald supporting character, is somehow a sex object to a deranged cult of weirdoes. Good going, Internet!
The truth is out there and it hurts my head.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.