Practical Movies, submitted by John_A_Tallon. This horrible site features 3D rendered animations of women doing generally really boring things in a very unsexy way. What makes the site extra bad is that to navigate it you have to sit and wait for like 50 banner ads to load. Some might say it's worth the wait. Once you watch one of the animations you will realize that people who say crazy crap like that should be in jail or something.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.