We're Not Afraid, submitted by CNN. Hey look, Internet! It's the newest 15-minutes of fame website to creep up and gain a spotlight from some current event. "We're Not Afraid" was created to show them mean ol' terrorists that people across the globe aren't, well, afraid! Well, at least in theory. In reality, the site is just a horrible car accident of attention whoring, lousy Photoshops, failed attempts at comedy, and other attempts by bandwagoning idiots to parrot out a catchphrase and ride the train all 15 minutes.
Wow! Truly you are not afraid, what with that awesome photo of you and your girlfriend on a boat with your website's URL superimposed over the bottom! That'll show those dastardly terrorists who's boss! You people aren't making a difference, you're just using this website as an excuse to plaster your stupid family photos and spam URLs. You go on my US government "blow up" list, right after the people who listen to rap music.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.