Presidential Election 2008 Full Coverage On Yahoo! News, submitted by me. Presidential election coverage already? No. Please. I have endured enough politics in the last five years to make my entire life miserable. It's a wonder that my hair hasn't fallen out in clumps and that I can go without weeping for almost a whole hour each day.
When I check out the news I want to see fires that have destroyed entire neighborhoods or fathers who have shot their entire familes then killed themselves, not this depressing shit. Can we all agree to put this election stuff off until the last possible minute and pick our next leader with the largest game of "Not It!" ever played?
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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