Stop Abductions, submitted by internet insurgent. While you go about your holidays eating cake and ham or freezing in trenches fighting in the War on Christmas, an even deadlier conflict is being fought in the shadows. The alien menace therein does not fight us with lasers or rockets, but instead attacks us where we are most vulnerable with weapons that we cannot see or defend against. This is a telepathic war, my friends. The worst kind of war there is.As luck would have it this old man is on our side. He is fighting the good fight, risking his life to save us all from that which we cannot see, touch, or substantiate in any realistic way. He is saving us from the enemy that does not exist and does not care that it does not exist. Throughout the site is valuable intel, such as this page on weaknesses:
Possible alien weaknesses (grays only)
Reliance on telepathy
When the alien's telepathic powers are neutralized by the "thought screen helmet" they do not attempt to abduct their victims. Without their telepathic power they cannot render their victims passive.
Nutrient absorbing skin of grays
It was reported in The Threat that the grays sit in a vat of nutrients and absorb it through their skin. They do not eat as humans do. The grays nutrient absorbing skin may be a weakness as substances of strong odors or material sprayed on their skin may be absorbed directly into their body.
If you have experience with any alien weakness for any alien race anywhere in the world, please email this website.
Perhaps the greatest alien weakness (in my humble opinion) is their inability to properly estimate the tenacity of the human spirit. They may have the power to control minds, but we have hats. The move is yours, aliens.
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
If you still have any difficulty transitioning to chip readers, please refer to the FAQ compiled from average user reactions.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.