A Virtual White Community Online for Whites by Whites, submitted by duck monster. At long last it's your one-stop-shop for all of your white power needs. Newsaxon.com offers white power personals, shopping tips and a list of white-owned businesses (also known as the New York Stock Exchange), information on what horrible white people have released horrible music and political activism to finally get some what people elected to our government.

The focus of the site is on creating a sort of Aryan MySpace for hateful hillbillies and Goths to post their shitty journals with shitty embedded mp3s from shitty bands. They can make friends in hate. Hatepals.

There is also a strong dating component, allowing swastika-crossed lovers to make their connections and possibly meet up in some wood-paneled basement with silk-screened SS flags on the walls. After some introductory jitters they can get to the real business at hand of propagating the white race in the grossest way possible.

Let's try to make a love connection!

Can Tacops Reichstapeworm find love...

with Hawhaw the NASCAR Gothclown?

I hope it works out for them! Ah, young love. They can tell their fetal alcohol syndrome kids that they met over a curb stomp.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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