Alan Morgan, submitted by Lucky. Oh sweet Father in Hell, why won't you make the hurting stop? DJ Alan Morgan seems to have designed his site by taking a whole bunch of randomly sized green boxes and shooting them from an air cannon at a white wall. Make sure to enjoy the photo of him and his dog Bailey.
PS: There's a guestbook you can sign, but "OFFENSIVE OR RUDE MESSAGES WILL BE REMOVED." I think that means you can't ask about the failed rectal examination he went through before creating this website. Seriously though, try to refrain from posting hate-filled and vulgar crap in this guestbook. Save your bottled up fury for wiggy wiggy white boys, skinheads, wacky Satanists, and spammers. I put up links to all guestbooks featured just so I don't get tons of people writing in and saying "LOTAX, U FORGOT TO PUT A LINK TO (Joe Bob's World of Tractor Farming and Wiccan Mystery)'s GUESTBOOK!!!!" Use your powers wisely, my friends.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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