Alan Morgan, submitted by Lucky. Oh sweet Father in Hell, why won't you make the hurting stop? DJ Alan Morgan seems to have designed his site by taking a whole bunch of randomly sized green boxes and shooting them from an air cannon at a white wall. Make sure to enjoy the photo of him and his dog Bailey.
PS: There's a guestbook you can sign, but "OFFENSIVE OR RUDE MESSAGES WILL BE REMOVED." I think that means you can't ask about the failed rectal examination he went through before creating this website. Seriously though, try to refrain from posting hate-filled and vulgar crap in this guestbook. Save your bottled up fury for wiggy wiggy white boys, skinheads, wacky Satanists, and spammers. I put up links to all guestbooks featured just so I don't get tons of people writing in and saying "LOTAX, U FORGOT TO PUT A LINK TO (Joe Bob's World of Tractor Farming and Wiccan Mystery)'s GUESTBOOK!!!!" Use your powers wisely, my friends.
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