You can learn a lot from Wikipedia. For example, by looking at the Something Awful page, I've learned that one of the "key people" behind the site is James Ormrod. I've never seen him around the office, so I guess he's probably our grandest benefactor, outranking even Richard Charles Kyanka. Given this, I'm sure I'll be fired for questioning his relevance to SA, but at least I'll go out with an amusing, educational update, courtesy of this YOSPOS thread!
The Remote Viewer got things started with this worthless chart:
the description should have been "he came to shit, but only farted"
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.