You can learn a lot from Wikipedia. For example, by looking at the Something Awful page, I've learned that one of the "key people" behind the site is James Ormrod. I've never seen him around the office, so I guess he's probably our grandest benefactor, outranking even Richard Charles Kyanka. Given this, I'm sure I'll be fired for questioning his relevance to SA, but at least I'll go out with an amusing, educational update, courtesy of this YOSPOS thread!
The Remote Viewer got things started with this worthless chart:
the description should have been "he came to shit, but only farted"
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.