You can learn a lot from Wikipedia. For example, by looking at the Something Awful page, I've learned that one of the "key people" behind the site is James Ormrod. I've never seen him around the office, so I guess he's probably our grandest benefactor, outranking even Richard Charles Kyanka. Given this, I'm sure I'll be fired for questioning his relevance to SA, but at least I'll go out with an amusing, educational update, courtesy of this YOSPOS thread!
The Remote Viewer got things started with this worthless chart:
the description should have been "he came to shit, but only farted"
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.