Welcome to My Lil Corner of the No, submitted by Robert. Although the actual layout of this page is only moderately eye-bleedingly terrible, the crowning achievement has to be the fact that over FIVE MIDI SONGS AT ONCE are embedded into the page. Genius folks, pure genius.

Just a few of my all time favourite Christmas songs.. more to come.. I am adding a midi/wav page to this at some point.

No, really, don't bother! Cram them all onto the front page and make them all run at once! I mean, each of the five songs are fun to listen to by themselves, so listening to all five at the same time is like... uh... FIVE TIMES the enjoyment! Do the math!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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