Goal Software, submitted by . Bah, you kids with your crazy ultra-violent computer games and pixellated shotguns. In my day, we didn't have bloodthirsty, killing machine games like Doom and Corridor 7! We had quality software like Space Feline: The Rescue and Alien Conspiracy: You Know Too Much!
Space Feline I: The Rescue Is Made By The Creator Of Space Rukus. Its about a Kat.... Cat in Space. The adventure centers around our hero (Kat Mclone) Yeah he's the captain of the Katerprise. He loves Kat food........ Actually he's anything but an average household kittycat! He loves goofing off all the time though. He likes to get drunk occastionally! Oh yeah and he actually talks! Well all the cats in this game talk! He does have one spelling problem though..... He kinda likes to spell Cat with a K. But thats not such a big deal. The main plot around SF, is centered around a kidnapped cat. A female kitty-cat. Kat will go at anything to save her in Space Feline I: The Rescue!
Of course I probably shouldn't be expecting much high-quality software from a company that believes in creating a logo with one lens flare effect per letter of their name.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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