The SLAUGHTERHOUSE, submitted by Demonyr. Is it just me, or is there some sweeping trend where all the "cool kids" design and upload their sites with a blindfold on the entire time? How can anybody write for a site this bad, much less LOOK at it? Being obsessed with Sergeant Slaughter is terrible enough, but creating a website which promotes insanity is even worse. On the flip side, it hasn't been updated since July of last year, so we're probably safe from seeing any more news posts or offensive page designs. Just so I'll be able to sleep easier tonight, I'll assume the author was murdered by rabid optometrists last year.
THIS IS THE CURRENT MISSIONS PART OF MY SITE WHERE YOU CAN SIGHN UP TO BE ONE OF MY RENEGADES YOJOE!!!! SLAUGHTER
SORRY I DON'T HAVE THE SIGN UP THING RUNNING YET BUT JUST SEND ME YOUR FILE NAME, CODENAME BREIF DESCRIPTION AND MILATARY SPECIALTY AT STEELBRIGADEMON@HOTMAIL.COM!
Make sure to check out the "fan fiction" page which, of course, contains absolutely NO fan fiction whatsoever. Thank God.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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