Mister Bling Bling's Ca$h Money Page, submitted by Shinigami. When I was a little kid I asked my parents where people come from. They said something vague and esoteric like "a man and a woman in a union of love". The most vulgar description of intercourse does not explain how people like "Mister Bling Bling" were produced. Even deep and painful anal sex in a "union of love" between some form of beast and a gentleman with a hairlip and an eyepatch can not explain this.
Pimpin'- It's not a job, it's a hobby. I really can't help it that all tha biddies want apiece of me. So guys, basically if you see me somewhere with yo girly, don't hate onme. "Man look why you wanna fight... I didn't know that was yo wife." -Lil'Wayne... It's prolly just because I'm that Big and Sexy. So don't hate me cuz i'm bigand sexy, hate me cuz your girl thinks so. She's prolly just a trick that i'll hit and leaveanyways. Aight Peace...
You go girl! His site is horrible, he is horrible, I feel horrible for having learned as much as I have about "Mister Ringy Ding" or whatever rap quote of the moment he uses to identify himself. I am going to go rub bleach all over my body and then jump into a furnace to get myself clean.
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