The Red Right Scat Site, submitted by Richard. Finally, the best of both worlds (poop and e/n sites) is molded together to form one lump of pure awfulness. I was going to copy and paste a select few quotes from this site, but it's all so horrible that there's nothing I can copy without causing a majority of my readers to commit suicide. As a result, I've taken the liberty of editing and replacing key words. You'll thank me later.

Then it was my turn. I was excited and terrified. If you've never been in the position it may be hard to imagine just how submissive and vulnerable feeling a position it is to be under a rim chair with a [LOVELY PAINTING OF FLOWERS] on your face. Then, add to that the sure knowledge that [BEAUTIFUL FEELINGS OF ROMANCE AND JOY] will flow from that [CELEBRATION OF SPIRITUAL FULFILLMENT] and the expectation that that [A SWEET AND CUTE NEWBORN PUPPY] will go down your [SLIDE AT A SUNNY PUBLIC PLAYGROUND]... It was a hell of a spot I'd put myself into and now I'd see if I could deliver, or, rather, see if I could take his [1976 MONTE CARLO].

Ugh. Let me warn everybody again that visiting this site could cause you to throw yourself into a furnace. The Internet is truly an awful place.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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