Judy's Carrot Top Pics, submitted by Al. Haggard, decaying old woman obsesses over comedic failure Carrot Top and the remarkable joy that he brings her otherwise empty and depressing life. This is accomplished by using plenty of animated gifs, a CometCursor mouse icon, and photos of her stalking the poor sap over a span of two years. If Carrot Top could afford bodyguards, this nutball lady would be nothing but a smear in the ground by now.
Hi there ---- and welcome to "Judy's Carrot Top Pics". My name is Judy (duhhh), also known as "CT's Biggest Vegas Fan". I have had the honor, the privilege, and a little Vegas luck, to meet Carrot Top (Scott), in person on five different occasions. During that time, I have also had the privilege to meet some of his greatest fans, all the way from Connecticut, Florida, and California. I would like to take this time to thank Carrot Top for all these happy memories-------and now may I share them all with you !!
Make sure to check out the "Things That Carrotheads Do" section, which can apparently be summed up as "not very much."
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