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Burt's back with a new batch of spring 2011 model Power Points! It's been a rough year so far and despite many hardships impressed upon me by my wife, I'm still cranking out professional, premium quality Power Points for business, pleasure and... beyond! Take a look at my new line of PowerPoints, specially discounted in honor of the Spring Season.

Lost Loved Ones

There's no greater pain than the loss of a grandma or an uncle. Make your next family get-together something special by honoring your deceased loved one with a timeless PowerPoints tribute.

"OUR GRANDMA, WHO ART IN HEAVEN" - $19.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE GRANDMA & CHART)
"UNCLE GARY GOES TO HEAVEN" - $19.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE UNCLE KEY POINTS)

Wife, You Leave Me No Choice

Having trouble getting your miscreant wife to come home and live with you? Here's a two-pronged attack that'll show her what for! First the appeal to reason, then the cold hard truth.

"THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE" - $29.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE APPEAL TO WAYWARD WIFE)

"NUCLEAR OPTION" - $29.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE ULTIMATUM)

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