Derek's Cosplay, submitted by . I wonder what religious fundamentalists have to say about Cosplay. They have such a big problem with Halloween, what would their take be on grown (or physically adult anyway) men and women who like to dress up as their favorite characters from shitty cartoons? If they're anything like me, their reaction might be something like "Gaaaaaaah, oh sweet Jesus, not again!" At least I can somewhat comprehend the sexual aspect of Furries. They get off on dressing up as a fox man and rubbing up against the Phillies Phanatic. What do cosplayers have to gain?


Hi, welcome to my cosplay page. I first got into cosplay at Katsucon 3, when I was Leon McNichol in, and wrote, the Ani-meyhem skit. (Which one two awards; not bad for my first cosplay, ne? ^_^) I quickly found cosplay is VERY addictive, and have done it at every con since.

Kekekekekeke ^_^! The scales have been lifted from my eyes. Based on the relatively hot appearance of his girlfriend I have to assume that she has Cerebral Palsy or has suffered massive head trauma. Notice in that picture I linked how closely he resemble Fred Flintstone or some mutant member of "Josie and the Pussycats". Why not write a glowing compliment in his guestbook!

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