Halloween for Pets, submitted by Patrick. Hey everybody! Let's cram our retarded pets into humiliating clothes and force them to stand still while we take photos of them to post on the Internet! That's a good idea! No really, it is!
There's a lot of people who would love to see pets wearing clothing! The Internet enables us to spread our shame throughout every country in the world! Thank you, Internet, for allowing us to share the experience of embarrassing our pets!
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.