Halloween for Pets, submitted by Patrick. Hey everybody! Let's cram our retarded pets into humiliating clothes and force them to stand still while we take photos of them to post on the Internet! That's a good idea! No really, it is!
There's a lot of people who would love to see pets wearing clothing! The Internet enables us to spread our shame throughout every country in the world! Thank you, Internet, for allowing us to share the experience of embarrassing our pets!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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