Halloween for Pets, submitted by Patrick. Hey everybody! Let's cram our retarded pets into humiliating clothes and force them to stand still while we take photos of them to post on the Internet! That's a good idea! No really, it is!
There's a lot of people who would love to see pets wearing clothing! The Internet enables us to spread our shame throughout every country in the world! Thank you, Internet, for allowing us to share the experience of embarrassing our pets!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.