Halloween for Pets, submitted by Patrick. Hey everybody! Let's cram our retarded pets into humiliating clothes and force them to stand still while we take photos of them to post on the Internet! That's a good idea! No really, it is!
There's a lot of people who would love to see pets wearing clothing! The Internet enables us to spread our shame throughout every country in the world! Thank you, Internet, for allowing us to share the experience of embarrassing our pets!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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