Manboobs.co.uk - Thanks monkeyheads. At what point do a man's boobs become so offensive that I find it necessary to censor the nipples when putting a photograph of them on public display? Join me, chums, as I show you exactly that point:
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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