Teddy Babes (thanks Parahexavoctal) - Physically less creepy than a Real Doll and even creepier when you stop to think about it, the Teddy Babes combine all the convenience of being able to cram your lover into a backpack with the comforting softness of a pillow. You can also turn the vaginal insert inside out for easy cleaning!

Unlike the classic inflatable latex love dolls (blow up dolls), silicone love dolls, and related sex toys,Teddy Babes™ are made of velvety-soft plush material; with long hair, "come-hither" eyes, and a sexy expression --the perfect bedtime companion; a stuffed erotic fantasy come true. Well-endowed and shapely, and with a number of desirable characters to choose from, Teddy Babes™ are the kind of girlfriends you always wanted to have.

Yes, I always wanted to have 4-foot tall girlfiends with glued-on eyes, snap-in vaginas, and "a highly durable, bendable wire skeleton". Pipe cleaners have never looked so erotic!

By the way, these things start at 700 dollars, so you had probably better get used to that sock you stapled between the legs of your old Kermit doll.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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