But you may want to wait until Halloween, when pumpkins are cheap and plentiful, because at the moment it's just not economical to get fucked by a pumpkin. How do you feel about oranges?
And don't worry, fellas: we haven't forgotten about you ;)
Around the web and back again to you, the lord of the webrings.
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.