But you may want to wait until Halloween, when pumpkins are cheap and plentiful, because at the moment it's just not economical to get fucked by a pumpkin. How do you feel about oranges?
And don't worry, fellas: we haven't forgotten about you ;)
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.