First In Line For iPhone - I'm not one to make fun of someone else for waiting in line to buy something geeky. I sat on a sidewalk for 14 hours to get Phantom Menace tickets, and when it came out on DVD I sat on the sidewalk outside my house for another 14 hours before bringing it inside and watching it.
That said, this guy has been waiting in line for five days to get a $600 iPhone. This means he either has plenty of disposable income or he should be in line at an employment agency, yet he casually mentions on his blog that readers can donate their own hard-earned money to him through Paypal for this incredible feat.
If you were thinking about donating some coinage to Darfur, please reconsider your foolish waste of money. A man is buying a piece of consumer electronics. Can you really sleep at night knowing you did nothing to help him?
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.