First In Line For iPhone - I'm not one to make fun of someone else for waiting in line to buy something geeky. I sat on a sidewalk for 14 hours to get Phantom Menace tickets, and when it came out on DVD I sat on the sidewalk outside my house for another 14 hours before bringing it inside and watching it.
That said, this guy has been waiting in line for five days to get a $600 iPhone. This means he either has plenty of disposable income or he should be in line at an employment agency, yet he casually mentions on his blog that readers can donate their own hard-earned money to him through Paypal for this incredible feat.
If you were thinking about donating some coinage to Darfur, please reconsider your foolish waste of money. A man is buying a piece of consumer electronics. Can you really sleep at night knowing you did nothing to help him?
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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