First In Line For iPhone - I'm not one to make fun of someone else for waiting in line to buy something geeky. I sat on a sidewalk for 14 hours to get Phantom Menace tickets, and when it came out on DVD I sat on the sidewalk outside my house for another 14 hours before bringing it inside and watching it.
That said, this guy has been waiting in line for five days to get a $600 iPhone. This means he either has plenty of disposable income or he should be in line at an employment agency, yet he casually mentions on his blog that readers can donate their own hard-earned money to him through Paypal for this incredible feat.
If you were thinking about donating some coinage to Darfur, please reconsider your foolish waste of money. A man is buying a piece of consumer electronics. Can you really sleep at night knowing you did nothing to help him?
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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