The Aquabank (NOT Work Safe) - A long time ago I featured an Awful Link that housed a collection of fetishistic screencaps of women in spacesuits. The Aquabank is that site's embarrassing sibling.

The Aquabank is a paysite where members have access to nearly 2,000 video clips (most just captured from tv) of women swimming around under water, wearing scuba masks, pretending to be mermaids, and holding their breath in bathtubs. If there are really people out there that are desperate enough to pay for tv captures of girls swimming, I don't think I'm going anywhere near the beach or a public pool again.

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

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