Zero Punctuation - This is one of those ALODs where I cop out by linking to something that's actually really neat.
Forum goon Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw (designer of 5 Days A Stranger, 7 Days A Skeptic, and 8 Eyes) has a series of video reviews called Zero Punctuation on The Escapist. They're funny, well-made, and really hard to listen to if you hate British people or your volume is off.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
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