Zero Punctuation - This is one of those ALODs where I cop out by linking to something that's actually really neat.
Forum goon Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw (designer of 5 Days A Stranger, 7 Days A Skeptic, and 8 Eyes) has a series of video reviews called Zero Punctuation on The Escapist. They're funny, well-made, and really hard to listen to if you hate British people or your volume is off.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.