Zero Punctuation - This is one of those ALODs where I cop out by linking to something that's actually really neat.
Forum goon Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw (designer of 5 Days A Stranger, 7 Days A Skeptic, and 8 Eyes) has a series of video reviews called Zero Punctuation on The Escapist. They're funny, well-made, and really hard to listen to if you hate British people or your volume is off.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.