|They say that the face is the window to the soul. For SomethingAwful's forum goons, it is a dark and mildewy window, which has run distorted and mottled with age and neglect. In this week's Comedy Goldmine, forum poster Xzoto invites his Internet friends to MSPaint their faces at the moment of sexual climax. It's no small feat to hold one's member, a mirror, and a mouse all at the same time, so with that in mind I give you their work.|
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.