|They say that the face is the window to the soul. For SomethingAwful's forum goons, it is a dark and mildewy window, which has run distorted and mottled with age and neglect. In this week's Comedy Goldmine, forum poster Xzoto invites his Internet friends to MSPaint their faces at the moment of sexual climax. It's no small feat to hold one's member, a mirror, and a mouse all at the same time, so with that in mind I give you their work.|
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.