|They say that the face is the window to the soul. For SomethingAwful's forum goons, it is a dark and mildewy window, which has run distorted and mottled with age and neglect. In this week's Comedy Goldmine, forum poster Xzoto invites his Internet friends to MSPaint their faces at the moment of sexual climax. It's no small feat to hold one's member, a mirror, and a mouse all at the same time, so with that in mind I give you their work.|
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.