They say that the face is the window to the soul. For SomethingAwful's forum goons, it is a dark and mildewy window, which has run distorted and mottled with age and neglect. In this week's Comedy Goldmine, forum poster Xzoto invites his Internet friends to MSPaint their faces at the moment of sexual climax. It's no small feat to hold one's member, a mirror, and a mouse all at the same time, so with that in mind I give you their work.

Xzoto



doctor 7




a computer




SunknLiner




webster876




Slowpoke!

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