|They say that the face is the window to the soul. For SomethingAwful's forum goons, it is a dark and mildewy window, which has run distorted and mottled with age and neglect. In this week's Comedy Goldmine, forum poster Xzoto invites his Internet friends to MSPaint their faces at the moment of sexual climax. It's no small feat to hold one's member, a mirror, and a mouse all at the same time, so with that in mind I give you their work.|
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.