Dancer/rapper/renaissance man Scoob Lover once clarified "Not Abbott and Costello or Laurel and Hardy, I'm only here to party!" Fair enough. But what if you mixed things up, like Hardy and Costello or Laurel and Abbott? Or what if you separated Scoob Lover from rapper/dancer cohort Scrap Lover, and replaced him with ... I can't handle the thought of Scoob Lover and Scrap Lover being separated, even hypothetically. But the SA Forum Goons, especially Saint Sputnik, are made up of stronger stuff, so they came up with all kinds of sidekick substitutions!
Esplanade replaces one twist with another.
This image reminds me of when Buffy Sainte-Marie sang on Sesame Street about how she believed in Mr. Snuffleupagus. Sorry, Saint Sputnik, I can't find that clip, but here she is singing to Big Bird about breastfeeding!
Myron presents this top-secret glimpse at Darren Aronofsky's groundbreaking vision for 2011's The Wolverine.
Welcome to Bloody Holly's Winter Dance Party!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!