These three are all from co-workers:
Honestly, considering the business we're in, it's not that awful. I'm kind of surprised that there isn't more of this sort of thing at the office.
salt the fries!
I saw some large disgusting Hispanic woman get out of this car:
I didn't wait around to see who was driving it. My guess he was old. And had a cock.
Saw this one last year in Bloomington, Indiana.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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