These three are all from co-workers:
Honestly, considering the business we're in, it's not that awful. I'm kind of surprised that there isn't more of this sort of thing at the office.
salt the fries!
I saw some large disgusting Hispanic woman get out of this car:
I didn't wait around to see who was driving it. My guess he was old. And had a cock.
Saw this one last year in Bloomington, Indiana.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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