Recently, the Comedy Goldmine touched upon the controversial issue of the American armed forces. It appears that a lot of people didn't like the fact that I wasn't "supporting" the US troops. To make amends, this week's Goldmine will honor the brave men and women who blow shit up and have to appear in Michael Moore documentaries. Taking source material from this army guide on hand-to-hand combat, the patriotic forum goons have created a bunch of respectful images which are so pro-USA that your heart will literally cry with pride! Enjoy the following article which is for all the heroic soldiers that died in Iraq (and Dimebag Darrell, every one of my articles is a tribute to Dimebag Darrell).
angry_keebler starts things off in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible!
Bwee has too much artist talent to be wasting his time with this dumb article.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.