Recently, the Comedy Goldmine touched upon the controversial issue of the American armed forces. It appears that a lot of people didn't like the fact that I wasn't "supporting" the US troops. To make amends, this week's Goldmine will honor the brave men and women who blow shit up and have to appear in Michael Moore documentaries. Taking source material from this army guide on hand-to-hand combat, the patriotic forum goons have created a bunch of respectful images which are so pro-USA that your heart will literally cry with pride! Enjoy the following article which is for all the heroic soldiers that died in Iraq (and Dimebag Darrell, every one of my articles is a tribute to Dimebag Darrell).

angry_keebler starts things off in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible!

Bwee has too much artist talent to be wasting his time with this dumb article.

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