Mine are pretty awful.


Not mine.


The first, a Dominos franchise owner:


My friends and I saw this at 4am at the Canadian border, driving home from a 4 week road trip of the entire eastern coast. (Boston, New-York, Washington D.C, down to Florida). Needless to say, it was one of the best moments.

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