Here is a hat-trick of three fat dinosaurs from Ulalume. So should we call it a FAT-TRICK? No. Of course not.
webster876 believes that nothing tastes as good as being thin feels, but what will the gossip rags and tabloids think?
It's time for the giant asteroid of a looming deadline to strike down upon this thriving planet of creativity, wiping out all signs of life. If I ever stumble across any of the forum goons who contributed to this week's Goldmine I swear to God I will take them in my arms and let them know how much they mean to me as I blow on their neck and nibble their ear(s). Next week's Comedy Goldmine won't cover such fictitious topics such as "the existence of dinosaurs" but will instead focus on real factual happenings such as Jews being the cause of economic recession. Bring your bible and join me next Tuesday for more good times and great memories with God's favorite front page feature.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.