Our first teenager sets the standard for the rest.
Oh, those crazy kids! When will they learn? I'm guessing never.
When asked about the current conflict in Iraq teenagers everywhere agree, "I don't know anything about it but WAR IS BAD!"
"Mandy" here is pretty hardcore.
Oh, "Lithium586", what will we ever do with you?
President Bush is going to really have to campaign hard next year to get the support of those who cannot vote.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.