Our first teenager sets the standard for the rest.
Oh, those crazy kids! When will they learn? I'm guessing never.
When asked about the current conflict in Iraq teenagers everywhere agree, "I don't know anything about it but WAR IS BAD!"
"Mandy" here is pretty hardcore.
Oh, "Lithium586", what will we ever do with you?
President Bush is going to really have to campaign hard next year to get the support of those who cannot vote.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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