Internet slang, or as particularly retarded people enjoy referring to it, "l33tspeak," is one of quickest and easiest way to communicate on the Internet. Although it does have the unfortunate side effect of making you look like a raging moron, hey, you can type the shit out really fast! Although this type of communication originally began on IRC networks across the world, many people have recently noticed it creeping into daily conversations and written reports. Who needs the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse when you've got people willingly saying things such as "ASL?" With this thought in mind, the SA Forum Goons decided to "translate" popular movie scenes into this hip and exciting new Internet slang that's taking the world by storm. Why? I'm not sure; I assume they were particularly bored. Oops, I mean: y? i guess tehy wuz b0red, d00d. ASL?

Torsoboy started the thread off.

ACiDOAH

Ataraxia

Cuddles

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