Cubass kicked off the competition with this revealing look into the recruiting process.
... then he followed up with this one.
Alley Cat has heightened perception skills, although I don't know why.
Anathema is thankful the government couldn't put you in jail back in the 70s for simply having colorful, pleasing dreams of murdering your peers.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to eliminate the plague that is humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.