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The next Batman movie isn't even out yet, but already Mei Long feels a strong emotional bond with the new Joker, which we mere mortals will never fully understand.

Here are three contributions from Muffy_the_Diver. However, I don't understand what the first one is supposed to be, my Genesis told me that all hedgehogs are blue.

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