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The next Batman movie isn't even out yet, but already Mei Long feels a strong emotional bond with the new Joker, which we mere mortals will never fully understand.
Here are three contributions from Muffy_the_Diver. However, I don't understand what the first one is supposed to be, my Genesis told me that all hedgehogs are blue.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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