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The next Batman movie isn't even out yet, but already Mei Long feels a strong emotional bond with the new Joker, which we mere mortals will never fully understand.
Here are three contributions from Muffy_the_Diver. However, I don't understand what the first one is supposed to be, my Genesis told me that all hedgehogs are blue.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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