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The next Batman movie isn't even out yet, but already Mei Long feels a strong emotional bond with the new Joker, which we mere mortals will never fully understand.
Here are three contributions from Muffy_the_Diver. However, I don't understand what the first one is supposed to be, my Genesis told me that all hedgehogs are blue.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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