JK Rowling recently stated that she occasional has urges to write a new Harry Potter book. I can't be sure, but I think that these comments inspired the multi-talented Trapezoid to start planning another adventure for our favorite spellcaster (after Sabrina got fat). By using images from a Harry Potter coloring book as building blocks, our forum goons have put together a few ideas for some interesting new additions to the Potter franchise. Turn your back on the love of Jesus Christ and embrace Satanity by enjoying the following images!

Trapezoid is to blame for this whole mess, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and clean it up for him.

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