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WHAT IF THERE WAS A BOMB ON THE PLANE, OR THREE BOMBS
THE PILOTS WERE JUST DRUNK ON MALT LIQUOR - SKULL AND BONES?!?!
WE TIVO'D 9/11 AND WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WENT DOWN

LOOK AT THIS EXPLOSION ITS A BOMB OR A GOVERNMENT SMOKE GRENADE

IF THE PENTAGON WAS REALLY HIT BY A PLANE, WHY ARE THEY STILL CALLING IT THE PENTAGON? IT SHOULD BE CALLED "THE SQUARE", AMERICA NEEDS TO KNOW

BUY OUR DVDS AND SAVE AMERICA FROM "THEM"
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