The Aquabank
The Aquabank (NOT Work Safe) - A long time ago I featured an Awful Link that housed a collection of fetishistic screencaps of women in spacesuits. The Aquabank is that site's embarrassing sibling.
The Aquabank is a paysite where members have access to nearly 2,000 video clips (most just captured from tv) of women swimming around under water, wearing scuba masks, pretending to be mermaids, and holding their breath in bathtubs. If there are really people out there that are desperate enough to pay for tv captures of girls swimming, I don't think I'm going anywhere near the beach or a public pool again.
- Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
This Week on Something Awful...
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SUCH A FUCKING FREAK FOR IT!
AwfulVision
Nihilism in the workplace, infantilism, a not so ~R@nDOm~ video and Dannilu!! Play me off, Dildocat!
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Embarrassing Injuries
Comedy Goldmine
The SA Forum Goons trip over themselves in a clumsy rush to share their stories.
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Marble Madness: THE MOVIE
The Flash Tub
MARBLE MADNESS! MARBLE MADNESS! MARBLE MADNESS! MARBLE MADNESS!
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Alice in Wonderland; Brooklyn's Finest
Current Releases
ProfessorClumsy plunges into the rabbit hole, and Jay Dub checks out Brooklyn's Finest.
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Angry About Haiti
Webcam Ward
This little fellow has some choice words about Haiti and Obama's wife! Oh my!

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