Fluttershy HQ - First of all, if you haven't read today's update, go back and DO THAT NOW. Otherwise, I'd have to waste minutes of my life describing why this link is so awful, and you wouldn't be doing me job for me. Do you think I have time for that? I have multiple babies to feed, most of which are not mine! Have some heart, Internet.
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
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