Fluttershy HQ - First of all, if you haven't read today's update, go back and DO THAT NOW. Otherwise, I'd have to waste minutes of my life describing why this link is so awful, and you wouldn't be doing me job for me. Do you think I have time for that? I have multiple babies to feed, most of which are not mine! Have some heart, Internet.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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