Church Of Satan: The Official Web Site - I don't have anything against Satan. If people want to worship the dude that's fine by me. The problem is, if you're putting together a website in the name of the most powerful force of evil in the universe, you need a splash page that's a little bit more intimidating than a Flaming Lips band photo. Things don't get any better when you enter the website proper, either. I had no idea the standard "black background with a wall of bright text and red gradients around everything" template that GeoCities users love had Satanic origins, but I guess it makes sense.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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