Church Of Satan: The Official Web Site

Saturday, Jun 16, 2007 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

Know of an awful site? Send it to us and become a hero!

Church Of Satan: The Official Web Site - I don't have anything against Satan. If people want to worship the dude that's fine by me. The problem is, if you're putting together a website in the name of the most powerful force of evil in the universe, you need a splash page that's a little bit more intimidating than a Flaming Lips band photo. Things don't get any better when you enter the website proper, either. I had no idea the standard "black background with a wall of bright text and red gradients around everything" template that GeoCities users love had Satanic origins, but I guess it makes sense.

Know of an awful site? Send it to us and become a hero!

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

Previous More Awful Link of the Day Next

This Week on Something Awful...

BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver
04-23-2014 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Mike's Teen News 2014
04-22-2014 by Michael "@dogboner" Hale and Jon "@fart" Hendren
Today's viral teen news beat, brought to you by Mike from the Internet!