I Hercules, submitted by Nick. When I first viewed this site, I thought for sure it was just a hack photoshop job, putting a weird little kid's head on someone else's body. But I was wrong. This is real. Hence, it is the single most terrifying thing in the world. Observe:
Meet, and subsequently fear Richard Sandrak. I don't know how old he is at the time of the above picture, but in some of the horrifying film clips on his site, he is just as obscenely ripped at only seven years old. The clips are proof of one irrefutable fact: he could kick my ass. He could kick your ass, too. He could kick all of our asses, and it wouldn't even be tough. He can land one hundred forty punches in sixty seconds. I can barely count to one hundred forty in sixty seconds.
The evidence is clear. This child will be the end of us all. He'll take over the world and rule it with an iron fist. By the time he hits puberty, he'll be so massive that his pecs will have their own gravitational pull. I do not like the fact that this little boy has more chiseled abs than anyone I've ever met in my life. I do not like it one bit. I also do not like the two clips of the kid playing piano and guitar, but he could break me in half just by looking at me hard enough, so I'm not going to complain.