Smash My Phone
Smash My Phone, submitted by Minty. The Germans are known for two things, driving tanks over piles of skulls, and bizarre sexual fetishes. This isn't one of the really disgusting ones I've seen out there, but it's pretty high up there on sheer stupidity.
I guess the whole deal is that you send in your cell phone and watch some bimbo smash it while you jack off into a top hat. Ok I made up the part about the top hat, but that's my fantasy so back off. Somebody please send in your phone and then send me the pictures if they actually smash it. I promise I'll use it to masturbate. Also send a top hat because I left mine on the trolly.
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